I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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