Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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