I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
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Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
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I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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