Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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