I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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