It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Found the puke drawer
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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