We're like a lot better than the average bears
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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