what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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