is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
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Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
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Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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