you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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