after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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