he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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