Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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