this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
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Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
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I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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