HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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