I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Randomize
