will power is for people who don't want to get laid
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
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