i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
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Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
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According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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