he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Floor bacon is actually really good
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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