you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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