Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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