don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
