theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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