Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
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Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
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I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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