Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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