just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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