I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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