I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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