I bet he comes in French.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
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I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
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i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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