I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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