she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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