I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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