You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
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Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
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I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
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