i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
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Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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