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apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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