Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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