Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
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