hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
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It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
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This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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