Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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