All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
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On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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