me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I am midnight drunk by noon
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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