Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
