the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
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Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
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As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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