Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I'm passing your future prison.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
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Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
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Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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