The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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