Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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