So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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