Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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