And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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