What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
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I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
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im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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