I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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