For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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