whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
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Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
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I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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